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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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glumshoe

Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?

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Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts. 

pinkprogram

The shire has no part in that ^_^ 

glumshoe

new OC is a Hobbit who tours Middle Earth introducing OSHA regulations to the various peoples

Orcs are like, “…hey uh so we were definitely planning to eat you, but… go on… we want to hear more about these ‘hand rails’ you speak of…”

Source: glumshoe